A HUMOROUS LOOK AT AMERICA’S MILITARY

marines-45153676275Deadliest Blogger takes a humorous look at the American military; through axioms, instructions, guidelines and various quotes.

“Aim towards the Enemy.”– Instruction printed on U.S. Army Rocket

“When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.” -U.S.M.C. Training Bulletin

“Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground.” -U.S.A.F. literature

“If the enemy is in range, so are you.” Infantryman’s Journal

“A slipping trigger gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular with what’s left of your unit.” -Army’s Magazine of Preventive Maintenance.

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